Colin Cowherd Summarizes Every NFL Week 5 Game in Just Three Words (Full Video at Bottom of Page).
Rams at Seahawks: 'MOST DANGER-RUSS TEAM' -- "Russell Wilson put on an absolute clinic and currently leads the NFL in passing touchdowns and passer rating, and has the fewest interceptions. And that's with Doug Baldwin retired, a blocking tight end in Will Dissly, and a seventh round pick at running back. Chris Carson."
Jaguars at Panthers: 'CMC FOR MVP' -- "Christian McCaffrey deserves MVP votes. He leads the league in rushing yards and yards from scrimmage. He joins Jim Brown as the only player since 1950 with four games of 175+ scrimmage yards and a touchdown in the first five games of the season."
Cardinals at Bengals: 'KYLER'S FIRST WIN' -- "Kyler Murray's 126 completions is the most ever by any quarterback in the league's history through five games."
Falcons at Texas: 'FINALLY NO SACKS' -- "This was the first time all season and just the second time in Deshaun Watson's career (28 starts) that he wasn't sacked."
Bucs at Saints: 'LEAGUE'S BEST BACKUP' -- "Teddy Bridgewater is completing 75% of his throws and his passer rating is 108.5. He's 15-6 in his last 21 starts."
Vikings at Giants: 'MAKING RECEIVERS HAPPY' -- "It was a bumpy week for Minnesota; Adam Thielen was complaining and Stefon Diggs didn't want to practice. Thielen had 7 catches and 130 yards. Take a deep breath, Minnesota."
Bears at Raiders: 'GRUDEN GOES GLOBAL' -- "The Raiders finally have a running game and went right at the Bears defense. Oakland is shutting all of us up."
Jets at Eagles: 'PLAY AGAIN SAM' -- "The Jets have more defensive and special team touchdowns than offensive touchdowns. If you don't think Sam Darnold is special, they were actually in some shootouts last year. They are literally inept without Sam Darnold."
Ravens at Steelers: 'THAT WAS UGLY' -- "Baltimore won and I feel worse about them. I'm not sure the Ravens can pass. This is a real growing stage for Lamar Jackson and he really struggled yesterday."
Bills at Titans: 'FORGET THE TITANS' -- "Remember the Titans was the movie, but forget these Titans. This is the strangest organization in football. They look great and then they're terrible. Is there any team that's better against New England than they are against Buffalo at home?"
Patriots at Redskins: 'WORST RUN FRANCHISE' -- "They haven't won a playoff game since 2005 and might have the worst ownership in pro sports."
Broncos at Chargers: 'THE OTHER GAME' -- "This was the 'other' game that was on TV last night that nobody watched. You didn't watch it and neither did I."
Packers at Cowboys: 'THE OTHER AARON' -- "Holy moly was Aaron Jones good. He leads the NFL in rushing touchdowns with eight. Can you imagine playing football at UTEP and then getting drafted and Aaron Rodgers is your quarterback?"
Colts at Chiefs: 'THAT'S THE BLUEPRINT' -- "Colts had the ball for 37 minutes and rushed it for 180 yards. You have to make Patrick Mahomes stand on the sidelines to beat them."
Browns at 49ers: 'BAKER'S BIG MOMENT' -- "Having watched the AFC North yesterday, can Baker put the team on his shoulders in a tough road assignment and win? I can't wait."