VIA Barstool: Longtime stoolie Styles Ryan was just having a little fun on the beach when he decided that it would be a good idea to “send it.” As it turns out, it wasn’t the best idea. Our pal was crashing into people’s stuff, chugging some booze, and on a joyride of a life time until the spike strips stopped all of his fun.
I have a feeling that ole Styles is gonna regret this move. He’s gonna wake up like I do after a few too many drinks and regret what he put on social media. “Oh yikes. I was drinking on the beach and ran from the cops whilst crashing into pedestrians’ belongings? Not a good look for me. Let me delete that before more folks see.” I have a feeling it will be just a touch late because we’ve already seen it. No need to tip your bottle back like that. It’s an amateur move. Kinda showy.