VIA BARSTOOL: I shit myself the first few times I watched this video. I’m afraid of that man. Nobody should be able to do those things as a light workout. I couldn’t do like a month of jiu jitsu without thinking my foot is gonna fall off from a few blisters. Of course my UFC 213 preview will be out tomorrow, but I’ll spoil my first pick for you right here, right now. Yoel Romero’s gonna fuck Robert Whittaker up. After that, he’s gonna fuck Michael Bisping up. I wish it weren’t the case, because I’m a Bisping fan, and I don’t really like Romero, but it’s unavoidable. Whittaker’s got no shot after turning down the “Bobby Knuckles” nickname for himself that I have since cucked.
Now that Rumble’s retired and into the weed business, I think Yoel is the scariest fighter on the UFC roster…oh, and he’s 40. Motherfucker is 40 years old.