VIA BARSTOOL: As you can tell by my profession, I don’t know much about investing or how money actually works. But as you can tell by my physique, I do know much about consuming chocolate. Which is I want in on what the people at Coco Loko (A+++ name by the way) are selling. Oh you are taking one of the most addictive foods ever and having people consume it the same way as one of the most addictive drugs ever while marketing it to idiot kids? BUY BUY BUY!