VIA BARSTOOL: Attention everyone from sea to shining sea- I have an announcement to make- I’m in love with Aly Raisman. And I know what you’re thinking- you are too. And that’s ok, because I don’t know how you couldn’t be. She’s such fire, all the time. She knows she’s hot, but she doesn’t parade it around like Instagram models who just want attention. Aly is like girl next door meets super crazy athletic meets sexy SI Swimsuit chick all rolled into one. She keeps it lowkey, and they drops absolute firebombs on all our asses when we least expect it.