From the lack of scoring to guys acting like they've been shot by a gun after minimal contact, soccer has proven time and again to be a completely awful spectator sport despite being a great game to play. This latest example of two idiots flopping to the ground over nothing is a perfect example.
I have absolutely no idea how anyone watches this game just hoping that someone actually scores, and they get to go to one of those rare games that don't end in a draw. However, I find soccer "stars" even more difficult to root for. I don't want to root for Zlatan Ibrahimović or the nerd that he slapped. How do you root for athletes who are more dramatic than children while faking injuries? Sorry soccer, you're just gross.